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Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave . . .

Here is some of my odder writings that fulfil most, or all, of Peter Medawars' definition of pseudoscience.

*	The Souvenir Society
*	Bankers, consultants and other parasites
*	Chaotic Butterflies and the Kennedies
*	How to build a time machine
*	Stunt Brains
*	No-one reads on trains
*	The sinister radio conspiracy
*	I prove that the world only contains 17,000 people.
*	The biochemistry of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
*	The arrival of Electric Wierdo Man!
*	Really child-proof aspirin bottles
*	How to revive hunting in England
*	Why slow motion is cool
*	Let's buy Anglia!
*	Good Luck!